You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He better not be in your backpack
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
