nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
