so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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