Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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