youre lurking in front of me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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