Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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