if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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