Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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