Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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