Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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