sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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