I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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