Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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