I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
