the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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