Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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