if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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