you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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