Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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