used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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