I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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