I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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