don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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