So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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