quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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