how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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