Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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