I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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