We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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