I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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