The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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