Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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