Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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