why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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