is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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