tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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