Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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