I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
