rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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