Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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