my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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