You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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