I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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