i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I stole a fireplace last night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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