So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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