I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
