you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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