my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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