Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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