mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
